I thought most of the world had already seen the demon marzipan piggy that went viral Christmas week, but then again - judging by John's horrified screams of laughter when he spotted it on my screen last night - maybe not.
So, without further ado, lock up the children, grab your security blanket, and prepare to meet your newest nightmare:
Not kosher, man. NOT KOSHER.
Jonas L. made this for two little girls, if you can believe it, and there are multiple disturbing photos of said children gleefully dissecting zombie Wilbur over on his website. I think it goes without saying that hogging this cake may be a real boar, but it will definitely make you squeal.
And while it ill behooves me to butt in with gratuitous pork butt pictures, this one is sooieeet!
And by "sooieeet" I mean I just became a vegetarian.
BONUS PIGGY PUN:
Q: Why do pigs hate magic?
A: Because Hogwarts make them itchy!