Read 'Em And Weep

 Since half the fun of raising kids is messing with their heads (just a little), Cake Wrecks is proud to present:

 A Handy Guide to

Slightly Alternative Children's Literature!

  Glow, Dogs, Glow

 Thomas, the Half-Engine

The Velveeta Rabbit

Wonky Willies

Goodnight, Half-Moon

The Lizards of Odd

And that perennial favorite

Hairy Polyps and The Deathly Swallows

(Spoiler Alert:  Wooldemort did it.)

Thanks to Amber L., Anony, Kelly M., Anon, Sarah Lee T., Kate S., and Kristin P., for helping me look at kids' books in a whole new way.