Since it's Friday the 13th today, John's requested I post something "creepy."
Now, in my experience with baked goods, you've got two basic categories of creepy: There's intentional creepy:
And there's the far more entertaining unintentional creepy:
"Who's got one and a half thumbs and is gonna eat your soul?!"
So, just to go over that again, intentional creepy:
made by CW reader Dana E.
Don't look it in the eyes!
Aaaand unintentional creepy:
No, seriously. DON'T LOOK IT IN THE EYES!!
Of course, then there are the wild cards:
I don't know. So don't ask.
Just imagine a slowed down, off-key music box playing. Now imagine the eyelids sloooowly opening...
Now imagine getting the pudgy little arm as your slice. [shudder] (Hey, does that qualify as someone giving you the finger, or just the cold shoulder? [rimshot!])
These aren't especially creepy OR wrecky; I just think edible knives are kind of brilliant:
Am I right?
Of course, the thought of a cupcake bleeding when you cut it IS kind of creepy, though...
And while I'm at it and feeling eclectic, here's a pretty stinkin' awesome homemade Chucky:
And by "awesome" I mean "terrifying." THOSE EYES. Gah.
I feel like I should send you off to your day with something a little less hair-raising, though. So here's a cake self-portrait of me, seeing all of today's cakes for the first time:
Trust me, the resemblance is uncanny.
Thanks to Barbie, Kristen P., Dana E., Suzanne H., Ara A., Claire H., Amanda C., Alana M., & Jacki S., who want to know if I always have half-eaten cookies hanging out of my mouth. The answer is no; sometimes it's a half-eaten whoopie pie.
PS - It wouldn't be a Friday the 13th without a screening of Hell's Bakery! Let's see if you can guess which voice(s) I did.
(The narrator is John, of course, and the rest of the voice work - plus all the editing! - is by Number1.)