"Deb, everyone keeps laughing at our new spiral donuts. Any idea why?"
"Really? Still? Drat. I even added a sign - I thought that would help."
"Yeah, about that....I'm not sure we should be telling customers to not get their "panties" in a twist. Could you change that?"
"And make sure the new sign mentions we can heat the donuts up, too."
"You got it!"
Attention, customers: THEY'RE JUST DONUTS.
Don't get your p***s in a twist.
P.S. Available Hot...
Thanks for the dough nuts, Sophie F.!