What's scarier than all the Miley Cyrus costumes we'll see this Halloween?
An entire post of Halloween puns.
That's right, my friends. Brace yourself... for the pain.
What do you call trendy ghost detectives?
Why did the coven mess up the words to their potion?
They couldn't tell which witch was spelling which.
What do you call pink ghosts?
Why did the skeleton go to a BBQ restaurant?
For the spare ribs.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf with an eagle?
A real birdbrain who's all bark and no flight.
And now, your moment of Jen:
Despite everyone's efforts, nothing could lift Stanley's spirit.
He drifted through the day, a mere ghost of his former self.
Thanks to Anony M., Laury S., Sarah Beth, Joy S., Janice C., Lynn M., & Andrea T., who would like to point out that the ghost clan is not amused:
"We're watching you. Aaaaaalways waaaatching."