Inspired by the adorable, all-encompassing hatred of Grumpy Cat, I give you ... GRUMPY BUNS!!
I ate a carrot once. IT WAS TERRIBLE.
Hopping irritates my sciatica.
I hate jelly beans.
Tell me again about the worst day of your life.
I like that story.
Oh, your Easter cake is a wreck?
You all look so happy.