In honor of National Donut Day, I give you:
13 Ways To Wreck a Perfectly Good Donut
(Because what are donuts, really, except small, holey cakes? That are deep-fried? I rest my case.)
1) Add poop:
4) Put One Freaky Eye On It:
5) Put Four Freaky Teeth On It:
(Then tell kids it's the Easter Bunny.)
(Hang on, what fresh abomination is this?)
11) Misspell it:
12) Or do this to it:
13) Or, if all else fails, this:
"I'm sorry, but could I get a little more frosting on this? And maybe another waffle cone? With a cream pie on top? And some Gummi Bears? And one of those King Cakes? And then wrap it in a few dozen pancakes? Yeaaaah, that'd be greeeeeat."
Thanks to April R., Amy N., Susanna C., Ashley W., Aubrey L., Janet V., Sarah B., Malisa I., Jennifer S., Rachel K., Carol G., Sheriden C., & Rivit, and no, I won't make you one of those, because a girl's got to have standards. Plus I'm fresh out of King Cakes.