Look, I'm not saying I've inadvertently created a legion of gutter-minded wrecky minions - I'm NOT.
However, a lot of you keep sending me one particular design of Easter cake, claiming there's something a bit "off" about it.
At first I didn't see it.
"Aw, what's wrong with this one?"
But over time...
"Actually, this DOES seem a little... huh."
"OK NOW I SEE IT."
Actual conversation between me and John:
John: See what?
Me: C'mon. You don't see it? Not even with that last one?
Me: So you don't feel that bunny is, say, rising to the occasion? Bursting forth with glorious song? Losing his head?
John: You're a sick, sick woman.
So for my confused, innocent, mind-like-driven-snow readers (and husband) who still don't see a problem: allow me to tell you the tale of Wee Willy Winkie And His Stripey Easter Sock:
He had one.
Thanks to Kim A., Bonnie S., Jessica R., Fiona H., Ashley W., & Anna C. for reminding us that the Fatal Attraction bunny is still worse.
No, no that one. THIS ONE: