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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Friday
Feb092018

10 Wildly Inappropriate Come-On Cakes

NOTE: No, really, these are wildly inappropriate. Not safe for kids! (Work should be fine, though.)

And now...

10 Wildly Inappropriate Come-On Cakes
for International Flirting Week

 

Looking for love this month? Then why not try baiting your love hook (ew) with cake?

Punny and to the point. Best of all: No horsing around!

 

Admittedly, this will only work for half of you.

 

If you don't have access to cake, you could always write up one of those cute "love coupons."

So many jokes, so many relatives reading this blog.
(Hi, Mom!)

 

Just remember to keep it clean.

Awwww YEAH. Good times, indeed.

 

Maybe you don't want your cake to do all the talking, though. Maybe you just want it to be more of a conversation starter. You know, like this:

"You down with it?" [eyebrow waggle]

 

"Who likes oysters?!"

 

"Welcome... TO THE GUN SHOW."

 

Or if you really want to impress, try a quick serenade:

[singing]

"Oh let me be... YOUR TEDDY BEAR."

Mrowr.

 

And as a last resort, remember: sometimes bribery can work wonders.

"FREE MUSTACHE RI.. [noticing children in the room]... er ... slices!"

"And hey, just so you know: I come with free balloons."

o.0

Clean-up on aisle MY MIND, please. [shudder]

 

Thanks to Allison H., Cortney K., Michelle M., JM, Lauren E., Johnny D., Rosebud, Lara K., Lauren G., & Cat for the pick-me-ups.

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Reader Comments (14)

Man, all those times I heard the Naughty by Nature rap "O.P.P." as a kid, I had no idea.

February 9, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterClassic Steve

I WONDER, now....There really isn't such a ride as a pizza slice, IS there? IS there!
=^o\/o^=

February 9, 2018 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

#5 - Who doesn't love the Ontario Provincial Police? https://www.opp.ca/

February 9, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterEA

My ex musta made that oyster cake, cause the wreckerator didn’t know where the pearl is supposed to be. (“Maybe she keeps it in her purse; she keeps everything in there.”)

February 9, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterAngelaS

Even the cake with the teddy bear is wondering WTF lol. Right there in red icicing. Heck seeing the bear makes me want to laugh, cry and then laugh some more. I am in a weird mood and these have made me even worse lol.

February 10, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

I have a vagina, too—but you don’t see ME bragging about it.

February 10, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterSaraCVT

Also, I’d love to know what kind of party that teddy bear cake is appropriate for—or maybe not.

February 10, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterSaraCVT

Am I the only person in the world who doesn't know what O.P.P. stands for? (Aside from Ontario Provincial Police, of course.)

February 11, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterPatricia

What party calls for a BDSM bear? O_o

February 11, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMindy1

That teddy bear cake: WTF indeed!

February 11, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterRoxy Random

Some people celebrate their gender confirmation surgery with cake.

February 11, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterQueer Canuck

@Patricia You're not the only one, what dirty form does O.P.P stand for? I'm genuinely clueless.

February 12, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterNathan R.

Ok, for all of us who don't know what OPP means, I used the internet to find out. It stands for Other People's Penis or Other People's Pu$$y, apparently asking if people wanted to "get it on".

February 13, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJuin

Cake #6: That is one painful looking Bartholin's cyst! OUCH!!!

February 16, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterCali Kath

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