Hats Off To Betty Boop's Trunks

Minions, it thrills my geeky little heart to see you Agent Carter fans ordering her iconic red hat as a cake:

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Ooooh. Aaaah.

 

But I must admit, it's also a thrill to pull a new pun out of my hat, so....

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Looks like someone...
[SUNGLASSES]
...busted a cap.

Thank you, thank you verramuch. And hey, that was just off the top of my head.

(Your groans are music to my ears, people.)

 

This sweet Bettie Boop miss practically writes itself:

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"Boop-Oop-A....

 

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"...WHOOPS."

 

It would probably be indelicate to mention how many times I've warned you all about the horrors of cupcake cakes (ptooie!), so I won't. Instead, I'll just let Mary's pictures tell the story:

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It was supposed to be this.

 

Instead:

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o.0

So take a card from the sand-covered mutant elephant, my friends, and NEVER FORGET.

 

Thanks to Jessica S., Anita S., & Mary B. for mastering the elephant of surprise.

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P.S. What's that? You want MORE elephant puns? Well, if you insist:

Glittery Drink Tumbler: "Your Argument Is Irrelephant"

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And from my other blog, Epbot: