Halloweenies

Warning: Weenie humor ahead! 

Anyone else think the Halloween cakes are getting kinda handsy this year?

No, no. I mean, it seems like the designs are getting a lot...fresher.

"GOOSE!"

For example, some people might think these "pumpkins" represent huge...tracts of land:

Others might think it's a little chilly in here.

Hey, sure, bakers, just stick that candy corn anywhere:

I'd say the bat was a nice touch, but I think the ghost might disagree.

And when it comes to pumpkin cookies, this bakery offers up some stiff competition:

I'm surprised that they'd erect such a dinky display.

And while that might seem like a hard act to follow, it turns out there's more than one bakery trying to get ahead:

Psst. Bakers. Here's a tip.

Also, I think your problem stems from a cockeyed decorator with a testy disposition getting a good-natured ribbing from the bakery staff.

Ben, Kristen Z., Bevin C., Petra R., Zack J., and Sara W., these cakes salute you.

Sorry about that.

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P.S. You know how everyone is decorating with these cute wall bats for spooky season?

Well I found them on Amazon! They're re-usable PVC - so weatherproof - and cost less than $10 for a pack of 56. While you're there I highly recommend scrolling the customer image gallery, too, for cute decorating ideas like this.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: