THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN

It's October, bakers.

You know what that means.

BRING ON THE HALLOWEEN CAKES!!

Aw yeeeeah. This is gonna be good.

YASSSS

Is that a ghost being electrocuted?

BECAUSE I LIKE IT.

Er...

I mean... Sure! Yeah! Keep 'em coming!

Wait, what...?

Why?

Is that a nipple

what is happening

stop it

Thanks to E.L., Jack, Crickie, Alacia, Jennifer C., Tina S., Lorinda R., & Igor V. for the reminder that something wrecky this way comes. Actually, a lot of somethings. And I, for one, CAN'T WAIT. Muahahaaaaaa!

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P.S. It's never too early to start decorating for spooky season, and these stick-on bats were my biggest hit last year:

3D Halloween Bats, Exterior Grade, 60 pc set

They're made of sturdy plastic, come in 4 different sizes, and have adhesive pads to easily stick them up anywhere in or outside your home. (I put a whole belfry of them on our front door.) (I don't know if "belfry" is right, but I'm going with it. :D)

Wild Kingdom Just Got Wilder

::Snooty British Narrator Voice::

"Here, in the blinding flash of our hidden wildlife cameras, we behold a truly majestic moment."

[...]

[...]

[trumpet-like fart blast]

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"Her prey captured, the Snoot-Tusked Vander Hooper must now remain here, fangs embedded in the forest floor, until help arrives."

::contemplative chewing sounds::

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"Their mating call may seem unusual - even bizarre - but the Ball-Footed Duck Dong swears this works with the ladies."

"Hey girl, you up?"

Thanks to Joel N., Priscilla L., & Kacy for answering nature's call and being our #1 fans.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: