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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Tuesday
Feb102015

A Poo For Love

The Tale of Boo
the Disco-Dancin',
Cowboy-Hat-Wearin'
Tootsie Pop

 

One day Boo was called in to deal with some overly amorous amphibians.

 

 

They were quite persistent, even in death:

 

No sooner had Boo dispatched them with a well-placed disco point and shoulder shimmy, when a pack of wild lips appeared!

 

Boo was terrified, but knew her true love would save her.

 

So she threw a bunch of footballs, and soon the flying lips were no more.

 

But, look! Here comes that fecally foul villain, Mr. Poo-ter Butt R. Flies, and his band of flying butts!

"We're number 2! We're number 2!"

 

Boo prepared another volley of footballs... but then something amazing happened.


They gave Boo a gift.

It smelled terrible, but Boo couldn't help but smile.

"What can I say?" said Boo, the break-dancin', cowboy-hat-wearin' Tootsie Pop,
"I guess I'm just a sucker for love."

THE END.

 

Thanks to Claire, Jessica N., Donna H., Jaime W., Christina C., Amy R., Tiffany G., & Kyra for that poo-tiful tale.

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Monday
Feb092015

My Funky Valentine

Have a special someone you want to impress this V day?

Then let these bakers teach you the language... of luuuuuurve.

 

On second thought, forget language.

 

Let's try some sexy symbolism instead. Mrowr.

o.0
Too sexy.

 

Too confusing.

 

Too serial-killer.

 

Aha! Just right!

Well, assuming you think love is a pile of... flower center.

 

I've heard Barry White is great for setting the mood.

Uh...

To be fair, no one ever said what KIND of mood.

 

How about a gift?

Sure, they'll be picking fake fur fuzz out of their teeth for a while, but so worth it.

 

And hey, if all else fails:

Have some cookie cake.

 

Thanks to Katie C., Robyn F., Nancy L., C.H., Irene, Mab R., Jon M., Sharon W., & Rebecca C. for the Happy SAD.

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