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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Tuesday
Mar102015

See, Alanis, THIS Is Ironic

It's like "celabrate"
On your literacy day:

 

It's a "great job"

On a depressing cake.

 

It's the good advice

That you just didn't take couldn't spell!

 

And who would have thought?

 

It figures!

 

Thanks to Melissa S., Wilma S., M.K., Teresa, & Jennifer B. for our daily recommended dose of irony.

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Monday
Mar092015

Barbie's Birthday Bash

Barbie doll, you've come a loooong way, baby.

Too far.

TOO FAR!

 

What I mean is, you've inspired a whole generation of smaller doll cakes...

 

[side eye]

 

And you're not just limited to boring ol' dress cakes anymore, NO SIR.

Now you're popping out of Easter eggs!

 

And fish tails!

 

And whatever this weird pouch thing is!

 

So here's to you, Barbie:

 

Often imitated, but never duplicated.

Like, not even CLOSE.

 

P.S. Ken says hi.

 

Thanks to Joanna M., Anna S., Sara C., Elizabeth T., Anony M., Annie E., Kendell C., & Lamora D. for keeping life in plastic so fantastic.

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