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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

These Chicks Are TOAST

SHHHHH. Listen.

Do you hear that?


The bunnies... are coming.


And they've got a name with your bullets on it.

("Isn't that supposed to be the other way arou...?"


The bunnies will rip you from your shells!


Or smoosh you down INTO them really hard!

Which is super uncomfortable!


The bunnies have 'UUUGE pointy teeth.


And they stare at you like this when you ask how their day was:

So awkward.

Then they eat your soul.


But don't worry; they always go after the hot chicks first.

So what are you, a chicken?


Then you can go first.



Thanks to Anneke D., Daniel C., Renae S., Ranae W., Emily S., Samantha S., Jessica & David, Caitlin W., Mai A., & Amada W. for that shining example of why you never put cute things in pairs holding hands.


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Not-So-Basic Instructions

There's a certain creativity to literal LOLs - a kind of "outside the box" thinking that never fails to impress me. The kind that says, "Oh, you want the words written in purple? THEN THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WILL WRITE."

"But not necessarily in that color."

Also, it turns out those are not garbage bags in a windstorm.


You might think it would help to spell out the name for a birthday cake, but that's not always the case - as "Alison with one L" discovered:

Wait for it... waaaiit for it...


And lest you think it's better to write it down  - and perhaps add a helpful footnote:




Adding a P.S. is never a good idea, either:


The fact is, sometimes wreckerators just have a hard time getting the picture:

Or maybe they just really stink at drawing.


Thanks to April B., Alli N., Robin G., Kalisha G., Kelly & Craig, & Carole for helping us all appreciate the finer intricacies of the English language. And also for the snort-giggles.


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