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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Friday
Jun102016

Reprehensible, Immoral, Also Hilarious

Warning: "Seriously, John? You want me to put a warning on this?! This is the internet, man!"
"Fine."
You have been warned.

 

Minions, I don't want you going off half-cocked today.

You should always be FULLY cocked, when possible.
Especially if your last name is Cox.

 

Or if you don't understand why people are sniggering in the spice aisle:

"I hear it's good in tacos and... WHY IS EVERYONE LAUGHING?!"

 

Look, my point is, I don't think this fig leaf is working:

 

So the next time you want to make a doggy cookie, bakers, maybe, you know, watch your positioning:

0.O

 

Thanks to Susan N., Samantha, Kay M., Sarah D., & Kathy W. for all the dirty, dirty jokes we're going to have to moderate today. Aww YEEEEAH.

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Thursday
Jun092016

A Matter Of Degrees

Graduates, this one's for you:

And hey, I MEAN THAT. [wink wink][finger guns][honking red clown nose]

What, you can't read it? Have you tried brushing it with lemon juice and holding it over a candle?
'Cuz I think that's how it works.

 

Of course, every baker knows plastic is the easiest way to send a message. Just ask for the "Grad Plaque."

Then stand back, and watch the magic happen.

 

Now, Jacquie ordered a cake for the graduates of 2014, which means this next photo is either 2 years old, or they're really into delayed "gradification." (Sha-WING!)

Don't be distracted by my master punmanship, though; the important thing to remember here is this cake is SUPPOSED to have 2014 on it:

It, uh, may help if you say 2014 out loud.

Theeeere it is.

 

And finally, for one last Sha-WING! and a miss, scroll down:

Beth ordered the one up top, and got the one that hangs low.

I think I speak for us all when I say: that's one way to get to the head of the class.
(heyooooo)

 

Thanks to Casey R., April M., Jacquie W., and Beth L., who I'm guessing graduated summa cum laude.

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