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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Tuesday
Aug142012

"Ham" Or "Pig Intestines?"

 Do you like

green, eggs and ham?


I do not like them,

Baker, ma'am.

I do not like

green, eggs and ham.

 

Would you like them 

at your wedding?

Would you like them 

in that setting?


I would not like them

at my wedding.

I would not like them

in that setting.

I do not like them,

Baker, ma'am.

I do not like

green, eggs and ham!


Would you like ham thinly sliced?

Would you like eggs nicely iced?


I would not like ham thinly sliced

I would not like eggs nicely iced.

Seriously, lady.

 

I AM NOT EATING THIS.

 

Thanks to Tracy C. for inspiring me to lay off ham sandwiches for a while. (But never deviled eggs. Why can't I quit you, you eggy devils, you?!)

Monday
Aug132012

We've Been Scrooged!

Remember how Scrooge McDuck always said to "work smarter, not harder?"  (No? Aw, go play with your pokey balls, youngsters. AND GET OFF MY LAWN.)

Well, just imagine what ol' Scrooge would have to say about these

"Thanks, Sandi Make the S into Dollar Signs $"

 

Sadly, this next directive failed on all counts:

And to think: all she wanted was Happy Birthday, arched like a rainbow, with the middle clear for a candle. You know, nice and simple.

 

 

This is how a wreckerator shows off. "See? You SAID 'white writing' and I WROTE 'white writting' in white writing. I even threw an extra 't' in, no charge."

 

I think ol' Scrooge would have been proud of this one, though:

After all, it IS a lot easier to write "blue anchor" than actually draw one. And judging by the amount of wrecks like this I see photographed at home, SOMEBODY is obviously buying them. Why, you'll be swimming in your own vault of pennies in no time, wreckers!

 

Thanks to Leslie S.,  April B., Ashantae, Kristi L., & Ellen S. for the fowl advice.