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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Tuesday
Jan192016

The Write Stuff

For Handwriting Analysis Week I thought we should take a fair, unbiased look at what kind of sick, twisted deviants could be writing on our cakes with their sick, twisted piping bags.

For SCIENCE!

 

Exhibit A.

One can observe from the jagged, hesitant strokes and middle patterns that this individual has an impulsive emotional responsiveness and cautious self-castigation. Also present: a nagging apprehension that she left the coffee maker on.

 

Exhibit 2.

Note the broadminded structures and upward slant that shows a tendency toward self-deceit and argumentative euphoria, with a perfunctory nod to antidisestablishmentarianism. Tsk. So typical.

 

Exhibit 6.

Totally horny.

 

Exhibit IV.

Horny, with a side of cautious self-castigation.

 

Exhibit È.

Randy as a tipsy Newman.

 

Exhibit Spoon.

Potential ax-murderer. Who is horny.

 

And finally:

Exhibit Nein.

 

A magical unicorn with telekinetic powers.

Or an overworked shift manager, who has a headache.

[shifty eyes]

SCIENCE!!

 

Thanks to Arthur S., Breanne S., Nikki M., Marcela T., Christy H., Kayla G., & Stephanie K. for making every hyper-active preschooler with a crayon look down right talented.

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Monday
Jan182016

When Winnie-the-Pooh Poos Day

♫ Winnie-the-Pooh! ♪

"Whee!"

 

♫ Winnie-the-pooh! ♪

"Ho ho!"

 

♫ Chubby little cubby
all stuffed with fluff ♪

[loud fart]

 

♫ He's Winnie-the-Pooh! ♪

"Oh, dear..."

 

♫ Winnie-the-Pooh! ♪

"Excuse me..."

♫ Willy nilly silly...

"...would you mind terribly looking for a mop? Oh, bother..."

 

Thanks to Jennifer R., Jodee R., Sarah D., Sierra W., & Rachel M., who know better than to look in the toilet; that punch line wouldn't work at ALL.

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