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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Tuesday
Oct072014

Now Tell Him About The Twinkie

As many of you know, I am a HUGE Ghostbusters fan, so when Krispy Kreme announced their new donuts this month, I was filled not with the promise of marshmallow fluff filling, but with dread:

I've just seen too much, you guys. The pastry never matches the promo pic.

 

And sure enough:

"Mother pus bucket...!"

"You're right; no human being would decorate donuts like this."

 

Thanks to Hal C. over on the Ghostbusters Fans page, and also to Susie F., who'd like to remind us that Dunkin' Donuts really isn't doing any better:

"Ok, who brought the dog?"

 

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Monday
Oct062014

8 Bakers Failing At Ridiculously Simple Tasks

You had one job, bakers:

ONE JOB.

 

::sigh::

 

[head in hands]

 

My eyes!

 

I'm always hearing how cakes should come with spell check. Um, guys?

This one did.

 

Q: How easy is it when all you have to do is pipe a little path for Strawberry Shortcake to stand on?

A: Apparently not easy enough.

o.0

 

I don't know why, but this one made me laugh like an unhinged maniac:

"Almost... there... almoooost... AW SCREW IT."

 

Then I found this one:

"JUST SCREW IT."

My life, it is now complete.

 

Thanks to a Melissa H., Rae, Raynn, Julia K, Rebecca H., Christi O., Mary A., & Reginia B. for the borderline insanity.

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