Friday Favs 9/25/15

Some of my favorite new submissions this week:

Ever watched your man drop his towel and do a "sexy dance?"

And if so...

...does this look familiar?

:D

It's been a long time since I railed against the airbrush here on CW, but I want you all to know:

...it still sucks.

(I also want you to know that the urge to start quoting Princess Bride here is inconceivably strong.)

Keisha wanted this:

But Keisha GOT this:

Sorry, Keisha.

And Jamey would like us to know that these are little baby booties:

...NOT baby peckers.

Which made me laugh way more than it should.

And finally:

After seven years of documenting wreckage and weird wedding trends, it's hard to surprise me.
But this?
THIS DID IT:

That, my friends, is a professionally made wedding "cake" made of... waaaait for it...

PIEROGIES.
You know, those dumpling things you're supposed to eat with Kielbasa? Except these are covered in icing and stuffed with bananas and Sweet StayPuft it's so wrong what is wrong with you people even the real cheese cakes were better aaaaaaaaaaa

Ahem.

Happy Friday, y'all.

Thanks to Taylor H., Corinne K., Keisha D., Jamey I., & Missy S. for showing us what a raw oyster "cake" might look like. (I'm not the only one who see it, right?)

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Punctuation Rule's

Today is National Punctuation Day, so I thought it'd be good to go over the five basic;... "punctuation" rules.

Bakers, pay attention.

Rule #1: Sometimes periods, question marks, and exclamation points are important.

And they usually go at the end of the sentence.

(But what if it's not mine?)

Rule #2: Commas. Use them.

Unless you actually own an ass quitter.

Also note that the word "comma" can sometimes sound like "karma."

Just FYI.

Rule #3: Apostrophe's. Sure. Why not.

(And that's the FIXED version...)

Rule #4: When in doubt, throw in some extra exclamation marks.

What you lack in competency you can always make up for with enthusiasm.

Or, if you're REALLY confused, try some ellipses!

Eh?!

And finally:
Rule #5: Quotation Marks Are For Sarcasm, NOT EMPHASIS.

If it helps, just imagine Dr. Evil saying the bit you put in quotes.

Yep, just follow these five simple rules, and you'll be fine.

"Promise."

Thanks to Terry H., Mel P., Shawn G., Kate A., Chrissie G., Ebony M., Megan H., Christina M., Norma Jean, Andrea P., & Sarah V. for the extra dose of eeee-vil.

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