Kids These Days

Education can never start too early. Which is why I, for one, am happy to see all the things kids are learning from their birthday cakes. You know, things like....

...friendly hand gestures:

And where Spider-Man's web comes from:

Watch it go!

Then there are the helpful anatomy lessons:

I think it's safe to say that Bailey really, REALLY enjoyed his Bar Mitzvah party.

Not to mention the legal drinking age:

Hint: that's not it.

And perhaps the best life lesson of all: one of the hazards of mixing boobs with beer:

Thanks to Sarah G., Anony M., Tanya G., M.M., and Jenae B. for the education.

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Mister Mister's "Broken Wings" Gets Wrecked

Baby, don't understand

Why we can't just bake cakes
In butterfly pans 

This time
might be the last
I fear

Unless I
make it all too clear
You need to knoooooow:  

OooOOOooooh

Take! These broken wings!

And learn to try again

Or learn to bake for free!

When you hear,
"What IS that thing?"

The look of shock should tear you up
it's not a win!

So take!

These broken wiiiiings!

*thud*

Thanks to Via S., Michelle, Sarah L., Jon, Naomi B., Julie D., Christine, Kaylee & Sarah, Lori C., Kelly R., & Katie S. for proving that's one MORE thing pre-schoolers can draw better than bakers.

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