Six Hilariously Wrong Wedding Cake Monograms

 Not everyone is fully fluent in text speak and common abbreviations, so let's cut these couples a little slack, mkay?

Right after we finish laughing, I mean.

(facepalmheaddesk)*

*Do Not Attempt

Hey, guys! You've just make the most serious vow of either of your lifetimes.
OR DID YOU?

Aw, just kidding. Really. It's no big deal.

See?

Some of these could be chalked up to a simple oversight, but this? How could you NOT notice your monogram spells something?

I know it's an old joke, but...

...nope, that's pretty much it.

Hey, you're not superstitious, are you? Because some people might be tempted to take this as a sign:

It's all in the delivery.

And finally, my wedding monogram of the month:

[head in hands]

I can't decide if I'm more delighted or horrified that their accent color was blood red. I'm delorrified.
Or horrighted.

No, wait: I've had time to think about it, and I'm definitely delorrified. Mostly 'cuz that's how I'd describe Marty when he gets stranded in 1955. Right? Delorrified? Eh?

(You're welcome, BttF fans.)

Thanks to Amy M., Bobbi K., Deanna F., Maegan, Ruth H., Kimberly W. for the initial discomfort.

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A Thank You Note To Wreckerators

It's National "Write A Letter Of Appreciation" week, so I'd like to take a moment to thank the people who've made the last 8 years of my life possible:

The wreckerators.

Dear Wreckorators,
Hi. It's me again.
Listen, I know you're busy...

Groovy.

...and I don't want to distract you...

So close.

...but I want you to know how much we all appreciate you.
Because you're specail.
EXTRA specail.

Without you, the world would never have experienced the glory of edible baby butts:

Or known that balloons could look this much like sperm:

And brides-to-be wouldn't lose nearly as much sleep.

Plus, without you, wreckerators, I wouldn't question my ability to spell "congratulations" on a near-daily basis.

Is this right? I've got 173 more unpublished misspellings of this word waiting in the archives, so... I HAVE NO IDEA.

Yes, wreckerators, you've made the world a vastly more interesting place, and I for one love it.

Here's to us being Best Buds literally forever:

Or literally in center.

That works, too.

Thanks to Susan H., Debi E., Erika P., Bria C., Tess B.,Virgina B., KM, & Michelle E. for reminding us just how sad a wreck-less life would be.

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