A Thank You Note To Wreckerators

It's National "Write A Letter Of Appreciation" week, so I'd like to take a moment to thank the people who've made the last 8 years of my life possible:

The wreckerators.


Dear Wreckorators,
Hi. It's me again.
Listen, I know you're busy...



...and I don't want to distract you...

So close.


...but I want you to know how much we all appreciate you.
Because you're specail.
EXTRA specail.


Without you, the world would never have experienced the glory of edible baby butts:


Or known that balloons could look this much like sperm:


And brides-to-be wouldn't lose nearly as much sleep.


Plus, without you, wreckerators, I wouldn't question my ability to spell "congratulations" on a near-daily basis.

Is this right? I've got 173 more unpublished misspellings of this word waiting in the archives, so... I HAVE NO IDEA.


Yes, wreckerators, you've made the world a vastly more interesting place, and I for one love it.

Here's to us being Best Buds literally forever:

Or literally in center.

That works, too.


Thanks to Susan H., Debi E., Erika P., Bria C., Tess B.,Virgina B., KM, & Michelle E. for reminding us just how sad a wreck-less life would be.


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