Friday Favs 8/5/16

Some of my favorite new submissions this week:

A former patient wanted to thank the nursing staff at her hospital, so she had a cake sent over.
Clearly, she learned at least one thing during her stay:

AMEN.

So it's taken forever and more merciless mocking than even I thought I was capable of, minions, but at long last, it appears bakers are finally - FINALLY! - giving up on the oh-so-wrecky Frozen cake kit:

Rachel ordered one of the cupcake cakes (PATOOIE!) last week. Here's what she got:

o.0

Note how they're not even trying with the wonky purple mountains or trees anymore.

And hey, just call it a glacier, Rachel.
That way you can still say it's Frozen.
(bah-dum-CHA!)

Here's a fun game: Flowers or balloons?

After that we can play, "edible or choking hazard?"

And finally, since the Olympics start today, bakers, let's talk Olympic Rings.

This is too close:

...a LITTLE too close.

But this is too far:

WAY too far.

Since these were both spotted at the same bakery, though, I assume the one in the middle was JUUUUST right.

(Shhhh. Let me have this.)

Thanks to Anony M., Rachel A., Stacey M., Emily P. for that ringing endorsement.

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Cake Wrecks Gets A Reboot

With all the reboots hitting theaters lately, we here at Cake Wrecks have decided it's time to release our own reboots of beloved classics.

Starting with the oh-so iconic, "I Want Sprinkles!"

This reboot features a modern twist to the classic script, a more relatable color scheme for today's world, and is absolutely, positively guaranteed to ruin your childhood!

Did you love "It A Gril"?
Well, we're bringing it back! Now as:

"I's A Boy!"

And believe me, the new origin story is gonna be a real tier-jerker.

I saved the best for last, though.

Yep, buckle up, minions, because the Naked Mohawk-Baby Carrot Jockeys are getting a reboot.

It's dark.

It's gritty.

It's ripped from the headlines, cut into decorative strips, and modpodged onto a decorative end table.

IT IS:

The Naked Rasta-Wang Sky-Divers

"This time, the vegetable rodeo is going DOWN."

Thanks to Phyllis M., Beverly S., & Sabrina T. for taking one small step for wangs, one giant leap for wang-kind.

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