Some of my favorite new submissions this week:
A former patient wanted to thank the nursing staff at her hospital, so she had a cake sent over.
Clearly, she learned at least one thing during her stay:
So it's taken forever and more merciless mocking than even I thought I was capable of, minions, but at long last, it appears bakers are finally - FINALLY! - giving up on the oh-so-wrecky Frozen cake kit:
Rachel ordered one of the cupcake cakes (PATOOIE!) last week. Here's what she got:
Note how they're not even trying with the wonky purple mountains or trees anymore.
And hey, just call it a glacier, Rachel.
That way you can still say it's Frozen.
Here's a fun game: Flowers or balloons?
After that we can play, "edible or choking hazard?"
And finally, since the Olympics start today, bakers, let's talk Olympic Rings.
This is too close:
...a LITTLE too close.
But this is too far:
WAY too far.
Since these were both spotted at the same bakery, though, I assume the one in the middle was JUUUUST right.
(Shhhh. Let me have this.)
Thanks to Anony M., Rachel A., Stacey M., Emily P. for that ringing endorsement.