The Far Side of Cake, Vol. 12

As the bees closed in, Pooh and Tigger realized they'd made a horrible mistake.

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"'Put a few leaves on it,' she said. 'It looks too plain,' she said. 'You've got to learn to fill the space,' she said! Well FINE."

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Maurice was famous for being the only butterfly who could successfully do "the worm."

Which was handy, since he couldn't fly for sh*t.

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There was a long, uncomfortable silence.

The Hello Kitties had, at last, run out of hellos.

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When Ghosts Wish Each Other Happy Birthday:

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Elmo looked around. Had anyone seen?
But no, the road was deserted.
Plus he was late for Abby's party, and had no time for paperwork or prying questions.

Whistling cheerfully, Elmo turned the wheel and drove on into the night.

 

Thanks to Cheryl N., Jodee R., Katie M., Lana R., Mary Jane, & Mary K. for keeping it far out.

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Sunday Sweets: 10 Halloween Cuties

Halloween is coming, minions, but not to worry; today we're all about Sweets, not scares.

Let's set the stage with some cheerful Jack-O-Lanterns:

(By Yener's Way)

 

A baby bat or two:

(By Madhouse Bakes)

 

...and an oh-so adorable witch:

(By il Mondo di Ielle)

 

Which reminds me: you're gonna need a fabulous outfit, of course:

(By Cake Heart)

 

Plus some boo-tiful accessories!

(By Cuteology Cakes)

That bow is a scream.

 

Watch out for little monsters in need of hugs:

(By McGreevey Cakes)

 

...and dark fairies with a penchant for pointy things:

(By Pasticci di Molly, based on my friend Jasmine's art!)

 

Trick-or-treating black cats are fine, though.

(By The Royal Bakery)

:D

 

If you're lucky enough to be celebrating a half birthday around Halloween, then I have JUST the cake for you:

(By Luna Cakes, no longer in business)

Though for the record, I've never received a half birthday cake before, and now I'm feeling kinda cheated.

 

Ah well, the rest of us boys and ghouls will just eat some sweets on Halloween night and, you know...
hang out.

(By Pirikos)

It'll be a frightfully good time, I'm sure.

Happy Sunday, everyone!

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