When They Go High, You Go Logo

I love a good hand-piped logo wreck. It says, "YAY TEAM!" without all that pretentious "artistry" and/or "talent."

For instance, bakers, you know that maybe three people in the world could recreate this logo in buttercream:

You KNOW it.

But that doesn't mean you shouldn't try!

Really captures the majesty.

Or how 'bout the Patriots logo? Impossible?

Of COURSE it's impossible!
It's not like you don't know you can't do it!

[pauses to re-read last sentence slowly, finally nods]

Ahem.

Do it anyway!

I always say apostrophes are for sissies.

I feel this is an EXCELLENT time to remind you all of one of my personal favorites:

COUNT THE TOES.

And finally, anyone have a wing and a prayer?

No?

Alllllllrighty, then.

Thanks to Alan W., Michele L., Mandy, & Sam T. for getting the Greatest American Hero theme song stuck in my head. Again. (Just me?)

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More Cliché Than A Cake Wreck

It's National Cliché Day, minions, a time to let sleeping dogs lie, to grab the bull by the horns, and to maybe leave the rest of the animals out of this, 'cuz now my cats are looking nervous.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

So clearly this baker hates you.

When life gives you lemons:

...ask life, "but what's with the parsley?"

If the shoe fits...

...see your doctor.
(I've heard of fallen arches before, but yowie.)

This, too, shall pass.

(AW YEAH DOUBLE PUN!!)
(Ahem)

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again:

Because, after all:

Practice makes perfect.

Perfect.

Thanks to Nathan J., Megan J., Phreedom, Howard G., Susan R., & Anony M. for going against my express wishes and beating that dead horse. Will no one think of the animals?!

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