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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Wednesday
Apr032019

And Now, A Demon Dog For A Five-Year-Old

Iiiiit's Hump Day, minions!

Isn't that great news, "Demon Dog For A Five-Year-Old?"

::gutteral snarling::

Aw, I guess he can't hear me over all the screaming.

 

Actually, looks like it's been a pretty rough week all 'round for 5-year-old girls:

Can YOU say, "creepy anatomical inaccuracies?"

No?

'Cuz I'd like demon dog back, please. [shudder]

***

If I told you someone ordered "Congratulations Cub Scouts, Pack 47" on a cake, which of those words do you think most likely to be misspelled?

AHA!
You guessed wrong.
(I'm guessing.)

It is, in fact, every word except that one:

"Club Scott Pac 47."

[salutes]

*****

Two wrongs may not make a right, but two rights DEFINITELY make this wrong:

[give it a second]

 

You'll gladly foot the bill for that one, though, after I show you this:

SOMEONE CALL DEMON DOG!

 

Thanks to Donne G., Leah S., Maura M., Anony M., & Diana M. for the womb with a view.

*****

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Reader Comments (15)

The last one is really well done! (Well, for the aspic under glass....) What class! =^-.-^=

April 3, 2019 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

That poor child has two left feet! (Or is it two right feet?) Club Scott, huh? How can you spell Congratulations correctly - and beautifully, I might add - and misspell three simple words? Yeesh!

April 3, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterLady Anne

Oh, Yipee! An acrylic cake. Gaaack!

April 3, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterShirley

I can see the baker being so very relieved after spelling 'congratulations' wiping the sweating brow, exhaling the stress away, giddy with accomplishment...so that they forgot everything else they ever knew.

April 3, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterBetty Martin

Demon dog has a poo tail.

April 3, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterBW

I was honestly expecting "47" to be misspelled too.

April 3, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterBorg

Obviously Demon Dog has bitten the arms off of Alyssa's cake lady, but, neckless, he can't swallow, so he left one limb lying lifeless.

April 3, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterSue

Is that a bologna nightgown?

April 3, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterkeqqy

#4 raises so many questions!
Is someone with two right feet twice as good at dancing as someone with two left feet? Or twice as bad?
And when a person with two right feet dances with someone with two left feet, are they always stepping on each others' toes?

April 3, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterNerfbomb

Is that some sort of craft foam draped around the jelly belly?

April 3, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterNobodee Home

That gelatin belly is soooooo unappetizing.

April 3, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterKimS

I know pregnancy stretches your skin pretty thin, but at lady's got some major problems. Why is her baby not gestating inside a uterus? And how did her dress rip like that? And what combination of psychosis, dementia and/or baby brain causes anyone to order belly cakes?? "Yay, I'm having a baby! Someone hand me a knife so I can plunge it into an effigy of my own pregnant belly!" thinks NO PERSON EVER. Toothache or a major sinus infection might trigger thoughts of self-harm, pregnancy really should not. Bakers, I'm worried about you!

April 4, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterAA

Don't blame the dog, you'd be cranky if your legs were fused together at the feet.

April 4, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMorag

Oh man that last cake... I still wonder who would want to cut into that let alone eat it..bleh lol.

April 5, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterArleneMarie

I probably wrote this before, but since diapers and baby feet are among the least appetizing looking things, I wanted to ask why would think putting them on a cake is a good idea... But then again we live in a world where C-sections cakes are a thing.

April 12, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterLeina

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