Giving A Whole New Meaning To "Stiff Drink"

Happy Alcohol Screening Day, minions!

Now.

::adjusting hypothetical glasses that I *could* be wearing; YOU DON'T KNOW::

Let's begin.

What would you say is your greatest weakness?

Mm-hm, mm-hmmmm. I see.

Are you especially detail-oriented? Or do you focus on the bigger picture?

Yikes, get a hold of yourself, mate! YOU CAN HANDLE THIS.

Moving on...

When do you find you work best?

Yeah. Kinda figured.

Would you say you're generally happy with where you are in life?

Cool.
Cool cool cool.

::scribbling furiously on notepad without breaking eye contact::

Do you ever find yourself getting, how should I put this... "salty?"

Oh, no reason... just... curious.

Where do you see yourself in the next 5 years?

[....]

Well I appreciate your honesty.

And finally, when things get hard, are you able to take a firm hand? Can you suck it up and get the job done?

Ohh, ballsy answer.

I like it.

Well, I've just now decided we're moving in a completely different direction, but thanks for coming in!

And thanks to Erica, Missy N., Telch, Anna R., Christy H., Justin J., & Danielle M. for giving a whole new meaning to "stiff drink."

Heyooooo.

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