This:
Now available in cupcakes!
Oh, and while we're at it...
BROADWAY OCTOPUS WANTS TO SING:
[[jazz tentacles]]
BOW-TIED OCTOPUS WANTS TO LIMBO:
FATALISTIC OCTOPUS WANTS TO CARTWHEEL:
"This will end in tears."
And, uh, Derpy here just wants a hug:
"Derp!"
[WARNING: Very mild adult humor ahead. Hide the children-folk!]
John and I like to chat via Instant Messaging when we're across the house from each other. (Because AMERICA.) Below is our actual IM conversation from last night over today's cake:
Me: Well, this earned a triple-take: [attaches photo]
John: What is that??
Me: You'll figure it out.
John: Is it a number 1?
Me: Noooo...
John: Seriously, what the what?
Me: Look closer.
John: I literally have no idea.
Me: *sigh* It's Thor's hammer, ok?
[short pause]
[loud guffaws echo from the other room]
[short pause]
John: Ok, so why the heck is there a peanut on the tip???
Me: I have no idea. Maybe he's a Princess Bride fan?
And before you all mention it, yes, this IS a pretty great cake... minus the surprisingly obscene topper, of course. Personally I like to think that Clayton is just a fan of the Avengers and Princess Bride.
Thanks to Melanie K. for letting me hammer home another dong joke.
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
- Jen
