The Dog Days of Dog Day

It's National Dog Day, wrecky minions!

Now, I realize it can be difficult to celebrate dogs when cats are so OBVIOUSLY superior, but hear me out:

1) Dogs are people, too.

Specifically, a kind of mutant Sheep People.

2) Today is the PERFECT day to show your dog-loving friends that you respect their life choices, and that you, too, can appreciate a wet nose in the crotch from time to time.*

"LET US AT IT."

[*Kidding, no one appreciates that. But don't tell the dog people.]

And thirthly, and most importantly, without dogs we would never have these cakes:

(Wow, they really DO poop everywhere.)

Though to be fair, I'm pretty sure most of these bakers have never actually SEEN a dog.

For example: bakers, I'm preeetty sure the legs don't go there:

"Woofth."

THIS IS YOUR DOG:

THIS IS YOUR DOG ON DRUGS:

ANY ORDERS?

And finally, is that a real dog biscuit??

'Cuz judging by Sunglasses' smug smile, I'm betting it is.

Well, thanks to Celia M., Steff, Julie, Natalie S., Julie D., Lisa, Kimberly & Lindsay N. for proving once again that even cat CAKES are bet... uh...

Never mind.

Happy Dog Day, everybody.

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