Redefining "Poo Poo Head"

We all knew this was coming, minions.

With the simple-but-lovely unicorn cake still all the rage:

[By Vero Cakes]

...it was only a matter of time until a baker tried to make one on a cookie cake.

And to be fair, it almost - almost - worked.

Well, kinda.

Yep.

It's a Cookie Cake Poo-nicorn.

Thanks to Carey G. and everyone else who did NOT buy this cake... for not giving a crap. [Ba dum BUM!]

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ABBA-Tastic

"Introducing our new 'Take a Chance' Cake Reclamation Program!"

("Cue music!")

If they change their MINDS!

Pipe on thick white lines.

Wait, that's not 3?

Cross it out! Who'll see?

Don't want your mistakes to show?

Slap some frosting down!

Go on fix it, THEY won't know!

Everyone likes brown!

If you're all a-LONE!

'cause the bak'ry staff has gone.

Get a piping plea?

Try a black Sharpie!

Wanna do your VERY best?

Scrape it off, bye-bye!

Transform that MINNIE mess!

Now it's a bow tie.

Take a chance, you'll see...

(That's all I ask of you... Buddy?)

All this cake ain't free!

[music screeches to a halt]

Er, that'll be $37.50, please.

Thanks to Christina B., Limmuel B., Katie T., Stephanie P., Chay H., Kristin A., Kris, & Wendy B for the Money Money Money.

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