Redefining "Poo Poo Head"

We all knew this was coming, minions.

With the simple-but-lovely unicorn cake still all the rage:

[By Vero Cakes]

...it was only a matter of time until a baker tried to make one on a cookie cake.

And to be fair, it almost - almost - worked.

Well, kinda.

Yep.

It's a Cookie Cake Poo-nicorn.

Thanks to Carey G. and everyone else who did NOT buy this cake... for not giving a crap. [Ba dum BUM!]

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