I COULD Be Wrong... But I Think That's Photoshop

It's time again for "John Photoshops Cakes Poorly!"

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"As my decorator always says, 'If ya gotta go, go with a smile.'"
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"Do I look like I'm joking?"
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"Never rub another man's rhubarb!"
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"This cake needs an enema!"

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AW YEAH ROCK N' ROLL

Thanks to Lia A., Anissa C., & Suzanne S. for giving us all a big hand.

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8 Insult Cakes That Backfired

They tried to be mean.

They failed.

This was supposed to say, "You're a traitor!"

"Drunken Loser"

"You Old Buzzard"

This one's almost accurate, if you think about it:

Like, "You get older, THEN dirt."

No?

Aw, thanks!

What's a riddens?

And who's Noboby?

Here's a hint: That's not supposed to say, "shix."

Ooooh, "burn."

I prefer using people when they're alive, though.
Less messy.

Thanks to Anony M., Warren E., Donna Z., Mandi O., Mark S., Jenny C., Anony M., & Robin K., who now know the BEST insult is to congratulate someone on their crapping dog.

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