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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Friday
Mar152019

8 St. Patrick's Cakes That Require Beer Goggles

THIS WEEKEND, WE ARE ALL IRISH!!

Except maybe this guy:

 Yeah. Stay away from that guy.

 

Now listen, Wreckies, while you're out ingesting all that green beer, I want you to remember: drinking-and-running-over leprechauns is NOT COOL.

Guess he forgot his lucky charms.

 

That said, a little alcohol might help explain this:

::head tilt::

Nope, I'm wrong. 

Only a LOT of alcohol can explain this.

Still don't know what they are, but I guess Trish has dibs.

 

And remember, boys and girls: seeing a giant beard with a popcorn mustache is fine:

  ... but when the beard starts talking, it's time to call it a night.

 

Another way you know the party's gone too long? 

When PBR starts making sense.

No, not the beer - PBR is Roy G. Biv's cousin. 

(Give it a minute.)

(Theeeere it is.)

 

 And while we're on the subject, let's give pot a wide berth tonight, too, ok?

'Cuz that thing looks nasty.

 

 Oh, but look! 

It's a St. Patrick's Day miracle!

  The dog turd is pooping a rainbow!

 

 LUCKY US.

 

Thanks to Mindy W., Holly F., Sarah S., Lindsay J., Stephanie V., Mel M., Marlie B., & Christina R. for refraining from pinching one off.

 

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Reader Comments (9)

Agnes, over at GoComics.com is trying to peddle a Lillian the Leprechaun doll that she made. It looks almost as good as these cakes.

March 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterLady Anne

That first one looks like Mr. Bill-"Oh noooooooooo"

March 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterKim

I don't know why you're so confused by Trish's seven-leaf clover; it's like you've never seen a seven-leaf clover before!

March 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterBorg

My favorites have to be the ice cream cone tits. That were made for Trish! 😂

March 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterDebra Crosby

Is that third photo pots o'gold on their sides? If not, I got nothin'.

March 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterAnne-Marie

Well, they always said there was a crock of something at the end of the rainbow...

March 16, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJames

I am guessing the wreckerators started drinking early and left these "gifts" for the customers lol. Oh man..

March 16, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterArleneMarie

Love these cakes- thanks!

March 16, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterDonna Schoonover

Pusheen found a PBR today http://pusheen.com/post/183585501477

March 20, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterAx

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