Beechy Peen

I like to call this one: "Or... not."

Bonus Monty Python Joke: "Prepare to wreck in 1... 2... 5!"

More baffling stock cake sayings:

"Help you Get over the hill!"

Eesh, makes you wonder what ever happened to plain ol' "Happy Birthday."

Oh right. That.

Sometimes a bakery display compels you to write bakery slogans in your head.
And by "you," I of course mean "me," because who else thinks about funny cakes this much? (No, really, TELL ME. I need more friends.)

ahem.

[dramatic announcer voice] "Come for the horrifying poop toad, stay for the buttfaces!"

Ok, so maybe I'll stay out of advertising. WHAT.

Ruh-roh, looks like little Bob-the-Minion accidentally floated over to the nude beach!

(Wait for it. Waaaait for it.)

(THERE IT IS.)

Thanks to Morgan D., Bree W., Denise G., Allegra G., & Shannon N. for keeping things beachy peen.

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P.S. It's amazing what you can find on Amazon:

This 2-sided bar of Butt Face Soap guarantees "cheek-to-cheek cleansing!"

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And if you’re looking for a craft idea, check out our Epbot craft page:

Wedding Missed Marks Vol. 814

I know what you’re thinking…

You're not wrong. It turns out there aren't a lot of big weddings going on for some reason.

O.o

Jennifer S. asked her baker to make an ombre cake.

To be fair, Jennifer, your first clue should have been that your baker didn't already know what ombre means.

And of course...

My favorite part is how determined the baker was to cram all those hearts in.

 "I bought seven of these things, dangit, and by golly I will use them all!

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Next up, Kristin B. wanted this butterfly cake in shades of pink and blue:

So pretty!

You may not know this about me, but butterflies are my favorite animals. They're just so majestic and colorful and...

WOW THAT'S A LOT OF BUTTERFLIES

 Okay, that is waaay too many butterflies, baker. That's an infestation of butterflies. This wedding just went from "Beauty and the Beast" to "Final Destination 17: The Fluttering"

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And finally, Cecil W. wanted this adorable clover design for her St. Patrick's wedding.

Think she got lucky?

NOPE

Baker, I think I speak for everyone when I say you didn't just shame yourself, you Seamus all.

(Also I tried to think of more clever clover puns, but I didn't want to... press my luck.)

(Fun fact: this picture is called Pun Husky.)

Thanks to Jennifer S., Kristin B., & Cecil W. for sharing your wedding day tiers. Here's hoping the rest of your Big Day stacked up.

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If you'd like to create your own murder of butterflies - or just sprinkle a few around your room - then these are actually pretty neat:

Wall Decal Butterflies, 80 Pcs

You fold the wings up, so they're 3D! And get 80 for less than $9, not too shabby. In fact, I bet these are... flying off shelves.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: