Wreckage Most Foul

Hey bakers, I'm thinking birds today.

Whaddaya got?

I see.

...what else ya got?

::squints::

::head tilt::

AAAAAAAAAAA!

AND WHAT IS A "PENQUIN?"

Never mind.

I think the important take-away here, minions, is that even when you don't give a hoot, you can still give... a poop:

WELL OWL BE.

Small naked cartoon child: "Mr. Bowel, how many licks does it take NOPE NOPE DID NOT THINK THIS JOKE THROUGH NOPE.

Thanks to Eileen, Jodee R., Naomie H.,Lauren D., & Alysia B., who may or may not remember this commercial, but most DEFINITELY are craving a Tootsie Pop now:

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Because of course we have to link to some Tootsie Pops…

I COULD Be Wrong... But I Think That's Photoshop

It's time again for "John Photoshops Cakes Poorly!"

::jazz hands::

"As my decorator always says, 'If ya gotta go, go with a smile.'"

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"Do I look like I'm joking?"

- or -

"Never rub another man's rhubarb!"

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"This cake needs an enema!"

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::dramatic music swelling::

::dramatic music now fully swollen::

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AW YEAH ROCK N' ROLL

Thanks to Lia A., Anissa C., & Suzanne S. for giving us all a big hand.

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P.S. Since this saved my butt during a long painting day recently, I have a random product recommendation:

No Buckle No-Show Stretch Belt

This is my new favorite belt, y'all. It basically turns anything with belt loops into an elastic waist. So comfy I forget it's on, slimline so it doesn't show under my t-shirts, and NO BELT BUCKLE to dig into my belly or unbuckle for bathroom breaks. Woohoo!

You know how stretch jeans are forever sliding down when you sit or bend, so you have to keep hitching them back up? No more! I wear this with all my jeans now. It's entirely elastic, so it moves and stretches with you, zero painful digging. I HIGHLY recommend for anyone well endowed with squish in the belly area.