It's Near-Miss Day, minions, and I know *just* how to celebrate:
[singsong] With a UNICOOORN!
Is... is that a beak?
K, icks-nay on the unicorns.
How 'bout a cute butterfly?
Glass of wine? (Please?)
C'mon, bakers, it's not like I'm asking for a star performance...
OH COME ON.
Tell ya what, guys, just slap down a few celebratory balloons, and we'll call it a day.
AND THAT'S A DAY.
Thanks to Brandi F., Leigh J., Amy H., Michelle, Kerri T., Daniel B., Hilary E., Claire, Eric P., & Joe V. for the farthest "near" misses of the day.