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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Monday
Apr082019

Wreckage Most Foul

Hey bakers, it's Draw a Bird Day.

Whaddaya got?

I see.

 

...what else ya got?

::squints::

 

::head tilt::

 

AAAAAAAAAAA!

AND WHAT IS A "PENQUIN?"

Never mind.

 

I think the important take-away here, minions, is that even when you don't give a hoot about Draw A Bird Day, you can still give... a poop:

WELL OWL BE.

Small naked cartoon child: "Mr. Bowel, how many licks does it take NOPE NOPE DID NOT THINK THIS JOKE THROUGH NOPE.

Thanks to Eileen, Jodee R., Naomie H.,Lauren D., & Alysia B., who may or may not remember this commercial, but most DEFINITELY are craving a Tootsie Pop now:

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Reader Comments (22)

I was cackling by the time I got to the "licks" bit!

April 8, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterranger

LOL, I remember those tv ads! Though am embarrassed to admit I didn't notice the misspelled 'penquins' until you pointed it out... :-P

April 8, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterSusanD

Those penquins are adorable! But, just what are those beaks, upside down teeth?

April 8, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterLisa

I'm pretty sure the boy in the Tootsie Pop commercial was voiced by Peter Robbins, better known for his work voicing Charlie Brown in the early Peanuts animated specials.

April 8, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJack

I have to say, those chocolate penguins look delicious haha.

April 8, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterbiombo

1) Are those kissing gourami with feet? And no fins? What mad scientist created this mash-up?
2) It's the Loch Ness Big Bird?.
3) A pink flounder - with antennae?
4) Maybe these are Halloween zombie penguins. Notice the scary bug eyes and the teeth. But what's with the color? Did they fall in the sewers?
5) Forget pigeons. I wouldn't want that flying over my car.

April 8, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMike

The quasi-Big Bird CCC looks scary to me!

April 8, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterChicago

Those "penguins" have interesting dentures. Is this how people in UK see penguins?

The penguins post reminds me that Benedict Cumberbatch camt say penguins... and you should definitely google that.

April 8, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJessica

Obviously a 'penquin' is a penguin with a half denture instead of a beak.

April 8, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterccrow

The first one is obviously birds. Not to horrid. But did you notice the one bird with his leg bent like all the pictures of ladies getting kissed? LOL.

April 8, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMoonflwr912

Those penquins remind me of some birds from Aardman's Creature Comforts. They also have teeth in their beaks

April 8, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJohn

Those penquins just need a few more sequins.

April 8, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJB

The penguins are all screaming because they're all sliding down an iceberg that is melting because of global warming.

April 8, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMarisa

How can someone grow up to an age where they can be employed and yet have never seen a bird?!?

April 8, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMudmusher

Last one is a turd bird.

April 8, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterAlison

The penquins are kind of cure. Except for the teeth.

April 8, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterNobodee Home

I can't even imagine that those penquins are even birds they look like angry monsters that can't figure out what the heck they are lol. I still can't see penguins lol.

April 9, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterArleneMarie

Jessica, thank you SO MUCH for the 'Benedict Cumberbatch can't say penguins' tip - found Youtube clips and it's hysterical!

April 9, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterSusanD

"Go ass Mr. Bowel..."

I apologize. <sniff>

April 9, 2019 | Unregistered Commenteryewberrypie

"The world may never know."

April 9, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterkrunchifrog

Those penguins have the same expression as Beaker from the Muppets!

April 14, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterDave

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