Bear Necessities

Today we celebrate... teddy bears.

But not like that.

NOT LIKE THAT!!

After all, who here didn't have a comforting...

cheerful...

...and completely non-creepy bear to snuggle as a kid?

"ssssooooooooonnnn."

Teddy bears are all about childhood innocence and fun.

So hey, this seems appropriate:

(Before you jump to conclusions, I see nothing dirty here.)

(Unless you consider a rocket-jet of explosive diarrhea "dirty.")

So here's to you, Teddy, with your weird badonk-a-donk:

And your crazy panda/mouse ears:

And those lumps no one wants to talk about:

Now, for old time's sake, let's have one more Story Time with Teddy!

Ahem hem hem.

"Ultimately Maude and Ginger decided to just finish their picnic."

"There was plenty of time to call the coroner later."

Thanks to Currie M., Paul N., David G., Jessica N., Kimberly C., B.D., Donna R., Faith T., & Erin M. for the sudden dead end.

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I was going to link something creepy and ridiculous, but I got distracted by how INSANELY CUTE this teddy bear is:

Gund Toothpick Teddy Bear

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Tell Me What You Want, What You Literally Want...

They asked for a big number 8.

They got it.

And this one was to be ready by Wednesday:

(Think if they'd had 'til Friday they could have used a decorator who WASN'T colorblind?) 
(Naaaah.)

Remember that "Happy Birthday in Chinese" snafu? Well, for this next one they asked a French bakery to write "Happy Anniversary" in Polish.

And now, proof that you can literally wreck a cake in any language:

What's Polish for "facepalm"? Hang on, lemme go look. 
[googlegoogle] 
Aha! K, here we go:

::twarzPalma::

You'll never guess what color the NSC Sweethearts wanted:

In fact, I bet they wanted blue icing almost as much as they didn't want to be called the "Sweathart's."

While we're hypothesizing, I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess it WILL fit:

And finally, for the days when you're just tired of trying:

YOU GOT IT.

Thanks to Gretchen L., Renae F., Armelle B., Jennifer T., Carmin B., & Audrey L. for inspiring every minimalist's next birthday cake.

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I don’t know who needs to see this, but it made me literally LOL.

Mermaid Deadpool!

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And from my other blog, Epbot: