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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Poor Bunjamioh

Not only did his parents saddle him with that awful name, but he also got one of the ugliest birthday cakes this side of fuglyville. Check out the mismatched neon orange borders, burgundy roses (for that feminine touch), and rotting swamp-mud colored leaves.

Take heart, Bunni; when you're 18 you can change your name AND buy your own birthday cake.

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Reader Comments (29)

What's wrong with Benjamin? :P
The 'y' from birthday just screwed with the 'n', and the 'e' is all flattened.

June 5, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBen

Those leaves sure do look rotten. What a sad cake :(

June 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTora

It looks like it was decorated with ketchup!! rofl

July 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

I don't understand the problem with Benjamin...

July 24, 2008 | Unregistered Commenter~Angela~

Aw...why the hate for the name? :(

July 24, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Its spelled benjamin but intersect the last IN

July 25, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKay

There is no problem with "Benjamin", it's just a joke on the fact that on the cake it's written so badly that it looks like "Bunjamioh", which IS a bad name.

Actually I think it looks like "Bumjamioh", which is worse.

July 25, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

OMG, I almost threw up. I can't see those roses as anything other than a prolapsed organ. Uggh.

July 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

this reminds me of a sofa .... from the 70's

July 27, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterandreA

I can't stop cry-laughing at this post! It's so funny it hurts.

August 1, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterV.

I keep saying "Bunjamioh" aloud.

I'm spluttering and laughing like a complete fanny.

August 4, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Bunjamioh - OMG, that is too funny. I can't stop saying it out loud.

Of course, we know it is just a bad SCRIPTING and not actual misspelling, but it is funny!

August 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterNicole D

Hopefully this guy went to Virginia Tech, whose colors are orange and marron (spelling?)

August 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Bunjamioh from Ohio? I totally went to prom with you! Remember: you wore the orange and rose-colored bowtie with matching cumberband. And you used to love to "bunjie" jump and do the "bun-jam" and we'd all yell "Oh!"

August 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMorkthefied

Oh my goodness - I have tears rolling down my cheeks. This was the funniest thing I've seen all day.

August 19, 2008 | Unregistered Commentercarrie

it's 12:32am and i am trying not to LOL, i am crylaughing. alot. i don't even remember how i stumbled onto your blog at this point but i can't leave!

August 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterchrisTY

Are those roses made out of bacon?

August 27, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMeg

This made me laugh so hard my sides hurt.

September 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

OMG!! I laughed so hard with tears running down!

That poor kid!

October 3, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterHeyItsA

did someone lick the icing at the bottom?

October 9, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

HAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i found this blog today and am in the middle of reading every post, and for some reason I just could NOT stop laughing when I saw this one. I think i'm going to die from a ruptured lung. BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA. poor bunjamioh!!!!!!!!! tee hee. :)

November 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

The "roses" look like prolapsed anuses. Just sayin.

November 27, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterRebecca

I imagine Bunjamioh being said with an italian accent. I stumble upon this site from a suggestion from a friend and have been laughing at all of the amazingly bad cake messups but the word bunjamioh has me cracking up laughing nonstop. WHY IS IT SO FUNNY! Bahahaah!

December 3, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTaylor H.

Even now, a year later, my best friend and I still look at each other at random moments and say, "Poor Bunjamioh". And then the other one snorfs soda out their nose.

June 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

roflmao... hehe i spent like 20 minutes laughing at this. (im on sugar, you see, sooooooo) but anyway... bunjamioh XDDDDDD.. god that cake died....

February 14, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterViolet >.

Puddles of melted
crayon don't replace roses.
Poor Bunjamioh.

January 14, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterHaiku Joy

It's not Bunjamioh, it's Bunjamiohl (exclamation mark looks silly... [colon, capital P])

There's a cheerfully sick comic strip called 'Buni' (also the main character's name) - from now on I'll have to believe it's short for Bunjamioh.

April 6, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterVince M

When I saw this cake, I thought of the movie Private Benjamin. When she was stationed in France, her boss couldn't say her name. It came out sounding more like Beenjeemen...hehehe

February 20, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterAnotherJen

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