Unfortunately, these guys tend to get passed over come pageant time.
First there's Ginger, the deranged, dandruff-riddled cookie:
Sure she's a bit flaky, but be careful; Ginger snaps.
Then there's Harry, the five o'clock shadow elf:
As you can see, Harry likes to make a pig of himself.
Poopsie & Flopsie always know how to bring the holiday cheer:Yep. Once they leave, everyone is MUCH more cheerful.
Humpty here likes to talk with his hands:
I would translate, but there are children present.
Then there's Tiny:
I tried to warn Tiny about cutting in front of that shaman
, but would he listen? Noooo.
[singing] But do you recaaall...
The most famous misfit of all?
Poo-Dolph, the Bulldozed, Slain Deer!
Jessica S., Kim C., Erin F., Mike Y., & Anony M., I totally need Poo-Dolph on a t-shirt.
- Related Wreckage: The Haunted Holidays