What, the angry Santas on Monday didn't scare your kids straight? Ok, new game plan: we'll show them how disappointed the big guy is when they shove Crayons up little Austin's nose.
"They did what?!?"
That's right, children: kids who misbehave turn Santa's smile upside down.
Kind of like Wreckerators.
(Although Wreckerators do it more literally.)
In fact, boys and girls, your naughty antics could cause dear Old Saint Nick's mascara to run:
And do you really want to be responsible for that? Huh? Do you?
Here's another reaction you don't want from Santa come gift-giving time:
And you thought no one knew about the hamster incident.
So to sum up, remember, kids: Santa works on the reward system. Minor offenses = mild dismay:
offenses, on the other hand...
, not good.
Yes, Santa's cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding:
you are SO not getting another flame thrower this year.
Careful now, Perry, Lacey M., Ray D., Heather I., Tara B., & Erica L.; I hear wallpaper is flammable. Not that I would know, of course; that's just what I hear.
- Related Wreckage: Totally Cheating