Today we salute you, Mr. or Mrs. Patriotic Cake Wreckerator.
[singing] "Mr. or Mrs. Patriotic Cake WreckoRAAATor!"
Yes, in a sea of national complacency, you are the one shining beacon of truth, justice, and proper icing depictions of the American flag:
And when it comes to the star placement on those flags. you don't let petty things like "perspective" or "scale" get in your way:
Yes, no other cake decorator loves this country quite the way you do, or has our sacred borders drawn on their hearts in quite the same way:
"Mr. or Mrs. Patriotic Cake Wreckeraaaaa-tor!"
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