We can always count on our Wreckporters to explore strange new worlds, seek out new life and new civilizations, and boldly submit some of the rarest wreck species ever seen.
Like the skinnileg piglet nervosia, or "South American Worried Grasshopper Pig:"
Thankfully, this one is saying "Oink!" so we can differentiate between the Grasshopper Pig and the Machu Picchu Googly-Eyed Hot Dog.
The hippopotamus runoverus, or the "Peruvian Pink Pan-Flattened Hippo Dragon:"
The pepto hallucinatus, or "What You See in Your Dreams After You Eat Sausage Pepperoni Pizza Before Bed:"
This friendly guy, the runfor yourlife itsa tarantula withrabies, or the "Chilean Snuggly Bug:"
And finally, the quackae lasiks caterpillarus
, or "Someone Should Probably Go Ahead and Call an Exterminator... and an Eye Doctor."
Ryan S., Jill B., Seth W., Stephanie B., and Anne R., you must be awesomus wreckporterus!
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