Team, I've called this meeting because someone is doing in our nation's bakery bunnies. Here's the evidence we've gathered so far:
A bevy of bunny butts buried in Baltimore...
...two truckloads of 'tocks
terrified teens in Toledo,
...and this hare-raising tail (at least, we think that's a tail)
all point to murder most fowl.
Speaking of fowl, here are our chief suspects:
, hatched and dangerous,
...and the Lamb brothers, Bed and Hood:
Ironically, these two are on the lam.
Still, you should have no problem spotting them; just look for the blood-soaked Easter displays:
"Why hellooo, Clarice. If you recognize the movie I'm quoting, then you'll have no choice but to groan in pain. Heheheh. Excellent."Jodi S., Jenny G., Jade B., Erin R., Jenna C., & Jessica S., I think you'll agree that we need to rename Erin a "J" name.
So Erin, do you prefer Jedidiah or Jehosophat? Lemmeno.
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