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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

It's In There

And now, a rare glimpse into the Italian reproductive system:

Hey Bridget, think those are egg noodles?


I'll be here all week! Tip your waitress!

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Reader Comments (45)

This is a surefire way to encourage abstinence. And nightmares.

August 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJen

:p Looks like bloody poo. Ewwwwwwww

August 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterGoof

So, what occasion is the spaghetti sperm cake intended for anyway? I'm so confused.

August 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJessica

That's just nasty.

August 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterLeigh Ann

looks like another walmart suck cake! whoever or whatever the heck this is..... I dont know but its a wreck!

August 30, 2011 | Unregistered Commenteralishia

Oh the horror!

August 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAli

I see bloody poop served over urine. Yuck

August 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAmelia

I think it looks like scrambled eggs with ketchup and chocolate chips.

August 30, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterles

Spermatoni cake...mmm mmmm good!

August 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterCutelilsnot

Sad thing is, my in-laws would think that this is just fine...

August 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterPsychocat

I'm a drummer so I can give you a BA-DUMP-BUMP- Crash!

August 30, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterdrumnate

Thought it was a murder scene at first glimpse...

August 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterChristina

OMG! I didn't know that we'd moved on from the Spaghetti Western to the Spaghetti Horror genre! I literally did LOL.

August 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJNCL

Ha I made that cake! I'm famous I made it to cake wrecks! Im so excited how Awesome. I was board n it didn't quite turn out how I intended. :) thanks for the funny comments I love cake wrecks! I try to be creative/funny from time to time and well we can't win them all. I had thought of submitting it myself :) I love the bloody poo comment I laughed so hard. They ask me all the time to make "food" such as the cheese burger or watermelon type so I made them spaghetti n meatballs lol but it didn't quite hit the mark. I made a really bad taco once too :)

August 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAsillydecorator

I just...I don't...*brain short circuits* Why? I just...I can't...
*hangs head and shuffles off to figure this one out*

August 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSqueegeeash

I don't WANT to know if those are egg noodles, thank you very much.

And what exactly was the wreckerator trying to go for here? I've been wracking my brain; usually I have a glimmer of an idea what it was supposed to be, before it was poorly executed. Here, I'm just so confused.

August 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSaraCVT

Um wait, I thought sperm was supposed to swi. TOWARD the egg? Did I miss something in health class?

August 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterKakelady

I'm pretty sure you're supposed to see your doctor when things look like that. O.o

August 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMimiheart

That is THE WORST ONE YET, but keep bringin' 'em; there's a wreckarator out there just dying to create one that will be far worse.

August 30, 2011 | Unregistered Commentergabsmom

Lol! I can't even know what it was supposed to be. Unless they were going for strange Italian reproductive system. ....

August 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMarie-Eve L

All wrong. It's a religious holiday cake commissioned by the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

(Google it.)

August 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterFluffy Cow

I had no idea meatballs had sperm.. now I fear eating any pasta dish at all lol. Wow wreckerators what a way to ruin my love of Italian dishes sheesh.

August 31, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterArlene

I used to make paper cranes (out of paper that was about to get recycled anyway) when I was bored at work. I never thought of charging $24.48 for them.

August 31, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterNaomi

Completely ... baffled ... but I'm really really glad it's a cake and not something waiting for me to clean it up in my barn.

August 31, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterRev W

ROFL.... so do they really think people will buy that stuff?

August 31, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterRumpy Drummond

Spermatoni...bwahahahahaha! That made me LOL!

Good one!

August 31, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterLizzie

It does look like eggs!

August 31, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterclarity enhanced diamonds

OMG , what this should be?Is it really what i think it is?

August 31, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDolores

AsillyDecorator -- kudos to you for commenting here, and having the good humor to laugh along with us at your wreck. I seriously don't think I could do any better with Spagetti and Meatballs and brown icing just never seems to NOT look like poo. You should toootally send along a picture of your taco wreck too.

August 31, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterCJ

Brain...can't...comprehend thought behind that thing D: My italian cousins in law would be lol'ing XD

August 31, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMINDY1

Spaghetti and meatballs, is it that hard to see?

August 31, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterCarol

Yes, Carol, it is. My brain doesn't know what to do with this sight!

August 31, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSteph

@Fluffy Cow-- pretty sure the Flying Spaghetti Monster would be offended that this wreck was made in His name. He would not touch this with his noodly appendage.

August 31, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMelonie

Sorry for the earworm, but I can't resist...heh heh heh

On top of spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,
It grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze.

Also, I think I can explain the wreckerator. Look at the says "1/2 marble".... When you only have half of your marbles then how can you make a decent cake? :-D

August 31, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterLoo-E Loo-I didn't quite turn out how I intended.' You are the master of the understatement, Asillydecorator - bless your little cotton socks for being so proud of this, um, creation and for being so brave as to own up to it!

August 31, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterCaroline B

On topi of spaghetti
All covered with cheese
I lost my poor meatballs
When somebody sneezed.

August 31, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJoan

Let me get this straight.... having a horror of a cake featured here makes one famous?
Einstein would be envious.
Board and famous? Incredible.

August 31, 2011 | Unregistered Commentermocking

It sure looks like the label says "1/2 Feeble Decorated Cake." Explains a lot.

August 31, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMomcat

You are totally pregnant! This is 3 posts in a row about babies and reproduction. Congratulations!

August 31, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterKaty

Jen, darling, I have to agree with Katy ^ and her comment.
ESPECIALLY since the title of your post is the catch phrase for PREGO SPAGHETTI SAUCE!
(Yes, I'm old, and yes, I remember those commercials.)

Carmiehead, the Un-Stalker

And it is a bit suspicious that the accusations aren't being posted with a disclaimer from J(THoJ)....

Unless they have another moderator approving posts today.

August 31, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterBecky

yes I am so proud to have my wreck be mentioned on this site, it is one of my favorite sites ever and I am not a hoyti-toytie too good for you type of gal that cant laugh at herself. we joke all the time about our cakes ending up on on cake wrecks. I said before sometimes my ideas dont always work out. I have a whole arsenal of wrecks Ive made and thats how you get good by making mistakes and learning from them, by not being afraid to try something new and being able to laugh at yourself when you totally turn spaghetti and meatballs into bloody sperm poo. :} I would love to send my taco pic over where do I send it too?

August 31, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterasillydecorator


But oddly funny.

September 1, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterBeth

Looks like period poop.

September 21, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterNone Ya

Scatologists muse.
How short is the GI tract
if this the result?

October 26, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterHaiku Joy

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