So, you're getting married! Good work.
Now, the first thing you have to ask yourselves is this: "How do we make our cake memorable?"
And not just the "oh-that-was-such-a-pretty-cake" kind of memorable, either; I'm talking the "CALL-EVERYONE-WE-KNOW-AND-ALERT-THE-MEDIA" kind of memorable.
Allow me to offer a couple suggestions.
- You could dance on the head of Cousin Itt:
Or possibly a large hay stack.
- You could plaster a plaster cast of yourselves tongue-kissing on top of a badly-glued-together pair of sheet cakes:
(Hey, baker, that seam in the middle? SmoooOOooooth.)
Oh, and just to nip an impending Epcot in the bud, here's the uncropped version of Cousin It:
How much you wanna bet the guests were asking what a haystack had to do with all those pictures of mountains? :D
Thanks to Kate V. & Sten W. for the memories.
Note from john: I had to take down one of the cakes. It was horrible but not professional. Bummer.