Read 'Em And Weep

 Since half the fun of raising kids is messing with their heads (just a little), Cake Wrecks is proud to present:

 A Handy Guide to

Slightly Alternative Children's Literature!

  Glow, Dogs, Glow


 Thomas, the Half-Engine


The Velveeta Rabbit


Wonky Willies


Goodnight, Half-Moon


The Lizards of Odd


And that perennial favorite

Hairy Polyps and The Deathly Swallows


(Spoiler Alert:  Wooldemort did it.)


Thanks to Amber L., Anony, Kelly M., Anon, Sarah Lee T., Kate S., and Kristin P., for helping me look at kids' books in a whole new way.