Politically Correct Leprechauns

In a groundbreaking move to unite the world under the banners of multiculturalism and type 2 diabetes, the bakers of America have released the following new designs for their St. Patrick's "Leprechaun Line." Enjoy.


"Cee Lo Green Sees Mo' Green"

"I see you driving 'round town with the gold I love, and I'm like, F*&@% YOU, I'M A *&%#'n LEPRECHAUN NOW GIVE IT BACK."


"The Rabbi Rabble Rousers"

"Kiss me, I'm wearing a yarmulke!"


"Luigi the Irish Plumber"

"Psst. Hey. I'll trade you some purple horseshoes for more spotted mushrooms. THEY'RE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS AND I WANT TO SEE MORE RAINBOWS."


Or, for a one-size-fits-all option, there's:

"Colin, the Tap-Dancing Cheeto"





Hey, Juliet R., Dan B., & Emma D., ya feelin' lucky, punks? Well, are ya?