I read that on Tuesday Madonna was booed by the crowd after she showed up two and a half hours late to her own concert.
So to properly honor the pop star, I've decided to post today's wreck two and half hours late, at which point you can all boo it.
Just kidding. What kind of jerk makes makes people wait two and a half hours for the entertainment they paid a lot of money for??
(By the way, you all owe me a lot of money.)
Oh, and in the original photo, Willem Dafoe-in-drag is staring at his giant nipple.
I cropped that out.
Thanks to Christine M. for the material hurl.