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Cakes so full of grime

Possibly diseased

Oozing from both ends!

These could kill your friends...

Unexpectedly.

Just a little mange

Y'all come for the feast!

What’s that over there?

Dirty underwear?

Who would pay for these?

Everyone’s the same

Spongebob in disguuuuise!

We should tell the store

Sometimes less is more

Those cows hurt MY EYES.

These cakes are a crime

Misery prolonged

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Sticky, green and strange!

Makes you feel deranged

These are just so wrong.

Certainly this one

Has infected yeast

Festering, with slime

These cakes are a crime

Who would pay for these?

Festering, with slime

These cakes are a crime

Who would pay.... for theeese?

(Off to the Dumpster with you now, cakes. It’s past your sell time.)

Thanks to Chloe, Louise F., Megan P., Anony M., Eric P., Pete & Erika , Anna S., Tiffany S., Ashlee M., Joanna B., Hannah C., Chani, & Mona S., who recommend skipping the gray stuff this time.

*Made by the awesome Jennifer Lewis of The Connoisseurs. Check out the making of here.