With Apologies to Julie Andrews
♫ Bulbous-nosed witches who probably eat kittens
Messages piped out that should be rewritten
(Supposed to read "Congratulations Wojtek From Thunder Road")
Cakes decorated with smeared silly string
Bakers make some of the wreckiest things!
Is that a tongue sticking out of that poodle?
Were they attempting to make ersatz noodles?
"Congradulations" with Doritos rings
Bakers make some of the wreckiest things!
Plumber's jeans that don't quite cover their "assets"
Creepy-faced smiley with too-thick eyelashes
Harry and Gollum and wands holding rings
Bakers make some of the wreckiest things!
Though these dogs might
Though these cakes are bad!
I simply remember these wreckiest things
And then I just can't
Feel sad! ♪
BIG thanks to Katie G., Victoria L., J.R., Vanessa M., Lisa H., Pete Z., Andrea G., Darla H., Becca T., Rachel L., and J.C. You know you're my favorites, right?
