I like how the only thing legible is the one word NOT supposed to be there:
Erin K. wanted her daughter's cake to be oriented vertically, or portrait-style, but the baker wasn't getting it.
"You know, the long way?"
When you want a big 75, NOT a "big 75."
Can I quote you on that?
In fact, a lot of butchered instructions end up as new nick names:
They wanted "thank you" written in pink.
And this one didn't want any gel icing:
Here's a blast from the past: a Historical Society hosted a "President's Tea."
Thank goodness they weren't screening old 80s TV shows there, too!
Can you imagine if it'd been the "President's Tea & A-Team Party?"
Now imagine, if you will, the ordering process that resulted in this cake:
I'm picturing a Monty Python sketch, myself.
"No, I want you to STAY HERE, and write the names underneath!"
"So I'm to write these names twice and capitalize 'Underneath.' Got it."
"No, no, it's quite simple. Write 'Happy Birthday' once, and the names underneath."
"If, if, uh... If, if, uh... Oh! Can I write the names three times... IF I use extra sprinkles?"
Thanks to Terry M., Erin K., Dan E., Stephanie D., Melanie K., Karen A., & Damon E. - AND NO SINGING!